Read at your own risk.
As always, my offerings for all the years are under the Evil Author Day page on my site, here. This year I offered up three Naruto pieces and two BNHA. The BNHA piece is actually from my 2022 April Rough Trade (yes, I actually participated successfully for once!) Unusually for EAD, it’s “Complete”. Unusually for me, it’s twenty-five thousand words long.
Naruto
Thine Own Self Pursue
Relationship: Road to Ninja!Sasuke | “Charasuke”/Uchiha Sasuke
Genre: Crossover, Romance
Length: 6k
Summary:
His counterpart laid back carelessly, braced on his elbows.
“So if you’re like this taciturn version of me, who have you dated? Don’t glare at me like that, Sage, you look like you’d get along with violent-ass Hinata.” Mercurial, his complaint shifted to glee. “Wait, did you? Did you date Hinata? She looks like she’d be so mean in bed, but she’d definitely peg so there’s that—”
“Stop talking.” Sasuke’s intellectual curiosity waned as his urge to throttle the other boy became overwhelming.
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(What’s) Mortal Remains
Relationship: Orochimaru/Hatake Sakumo
Genre: Crossover, Romance
Length: 4.8k
Summary: Magical Crimes Division FBI Agent, Orochimaru, navigates his new soulbond with Hatake Sakumo– the prince of a people who walk on two legs as men and run as wolves, with equal ease.
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Pull me down hard (drown me in love)
Relationship: Obito Uchiha/Minato Namikaze, Minato Namikaze/Kushina Uzumaki, various background romances
Genre: Alternate Universe, Romance, PWP
Length: 5.6k
Note: Warnings inside, but everyone is 20+ in this.
Summary: In a Konoha were drunken marriages to your teammates are the norm, shinobi can have as many spouses as they like and rarely bother with annulments. Minato stops Obito from going actually home with Kushina to celebrate his wedding night, and save them all from Mikoto’s wraith. He gets a little more than he bargained for, because oh no Obito’s hot.
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BNHA
KiriBaku Acernor Special
Relationship: Kirishima Eijirou/Bakugou Katsuki
Genre: Romance, PWP
Length: 5.7k
Notes: Warnings inside, but they’re both 18ish in this, in the final year of high school.
Summary: Oh no, I was hit by some un-described quirk, now I need an orgasm. In which Bakugou “Would Rather Saw His Own Arm Off Than Admit Weakness” Katsuki is hit with a quirk that renders his external bits internal until he can get the cure. He turns to Kirishima “Always Eager to Help a Bro Out, No Homo, Wink Wink Nudge Nudge, JK, Unless 👀” Eijirou for help.
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With Flying Colors
Relationship: Gen
Genre: Crossover, Gen
Length: 25,700 words
Note: this is the only “finished” fic on my EAD, it’s my rough trade from March of 2022. I haven’t edited it and might ultimately change a lot of details/rewrite it, so it constitutes a lovely EAD piece.
Summary: Long ago the world was magical. Ages passed and the magic faded, returned and faded again, following the cycle of the stars. At the dawn of a new age of magic, Midoriya Izuku is born with a golden key in his hand and the power of a Celestial Spirit Wizard. He sets out to pass each test life throws at him, with old friends at his back and new ones on the horizon.
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