Evil Author Day – Timothy Wren

Baby Team Seven Time Travel

Baby Team Seven Time TravelFandom: NarutoGenre: Time travel, light romanceNotes: I was trying to write time travel for the big moxie, but the wordcount fell short! Either way, something got written.Warnings: Canon-typical violence mentionedWordcount: 1976Summary: In a world where Team Seven never split apart, the three of them have never met a challenge they couldn’t conquer, an obstacle they couldn’t obliterate. So, it probably shouldn’t surprise anyone that they’ve set their sights on the impossible. (Even less surprising: that they actually manage what no one has before.) – In a world where Team Seven never fell apart, they become something…

HP/Skyrim Fic- Untitled

HP/Skyrim Fic- UntitledGenre: AU, Romance, CrossoverNotes: Canon AU where Harry handles the Chamber very differently. He’s furious at everyone for the Hermione thing and realized they had absolutely no rights in Wizarding Britain– that they were not safe. He grabs Hermione and fucks off to Skyrim about it. As always Keira Marcos has rewritten my brain re: HP worldbuilding and magical systems, so if you see anything familiar it’s because I’m pulling from that just as much as canon. Warnings: Rough draft, so present/past tense issues probablyWords: 7,800Summary: Instead of killing the diary, Harry makes a deal. Hermione Granger is…

Thrall

Title: Thrall; golden weather; all war and no surrender Genre: Romance, Smut, Friends to loversFandom: Chronicles of Vladimir TodNotes: I shipped these two like burning as a tween, and there’s something incredibly hot about a vassal and his liegelord; or in this case, abusing psychic bonds for sex, star trek style.Warnings: Cuts off in the middle of the fun, incomplete, teens being teens. They’re 17ish in this? But I’m playing fast and loose with canon.Words: 3,580Summary: A dirge can feel whatever his master wants before he says anything. For the last few days, Henry has been watching him. Every time,…

Solanum

Title: SolanumGenre: Crossover, Romance (slow burn), OC, First person POVNotes: This was one of my ‘failed’ QB attempts. It’s a twilight crossover and in the first person, with a Longbottom OC. OC wakes up in Bella’s body just before Twilight starts. Worldbuilding and noble type stuff, and Hermione Potter, inspired heavily by Keira Marcos’ superb worldbuilding choices.Words: 14,300ishSummary: Belladonna Longbottom does not know why or how she’s on another world, wearing another skin, but by god she’s going to get to the bottom of it. Fortunately, paranoia and undectable expansion charms have left her well-equipped for the challenge. – I…

To Every Length

Title: To Every LengthGenre: AU, Gen, AdoptionNotes: Canon AU set in the ‘marauder’ era, This is a spitefic about Minerva McGonnagal letting Dumbledore tell her what orphaned boys she can and cannot adopt in canon, which I think is just horseshit. The magical worldbuilding, rituals, and Zirnatra the god of sorcery are all from Keira Marcos, who I think handled every bit of that better than JKR. This is fanfic of both.Warnings: I’ve invented some horrific history for the Snape family, mentions of off-screen mind-control, rape, and incest that happened decades in the past. None of the above actively happens…

With Flying Colors (2/2)

Title: With Flying Colors
Series: Fairy Heart
Category: Anime, Crossover, Action-Adventure
Ratings: PG-13
Pairings: None, Gen, Midoriyas & Shinsou, Midoriyas & All Might (plural Midoriyas)
Summary: Long ago the world was magical. Ages passed and the magic faded, returned and faded again, following the cycle of the stars. At the dawn of a new age of magic, Midoriya Izuku is born with a golden key in his hand and the power of a Celestial Spirit Wizard. He sets out to pass each test life throws at him, with old friends at his back and new ones on the horizon.
Words: 25,700
Notes: This is the only "finished" fic on my EAD, it’s my rough trade from March of 2022. I haven’t edited it and might ultimately change a lot of details/rewrite it, so it constitutes a lovely EAD piece. Crossover with the "Fairy Tail" anime, Midoriya Izuku is a wizard, I had him and Shinsou Skip a Grade, so they’re in the missing class "2A"
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, OCs

Evil Author Day 2023

A summary of my Evil Author Day listings for 2023. The fandoms are Naruto and BNHA, with some crossovers here and there.

Kiribaku Acernor Special

KiriBaku Acernor SpecialRelationship: Kirishima Eijirou/Bakugou KatsukiGenre: Romance, PWPLength: 5.7k[Warnings: unfinished one shot, doesn’t have a neat chapter end. They’re both 18 in this and in their last year of high school. Acernor Special: someone’s cursed into a ~AFAB body~ and an orgasm/sex will fix it.] Bakugou stared at Midoriya for a good thirty minutes, an intense frown warring with something indecisive on his face. Impatience? A question? Whichever thing it was, it was clearly a harsh struggle. Eventually his eyebrows uncinched, and his palms flattened on the table. He shoved up from the chair. His frown cleared up momentarily, brows…

Pull me down hard (drown me in love)

Pull me down hard (drown me in love)Relationship: Obito Uchiha/Minato Namikaze, Minato Namikaze/Kushina Uzumaki, various background romancesGenre: Alternate Universe, Romance, PWPLength: 5.6k[Warnings: Unfinished, no neat chapter ending. Teacher/student relationship, but everyone involved is in their 20s at least. AU where everybody lives/nobody dies. Polyamory as this is set in a “Konoha is the Vegas of the ninja world” AU and everyone accidentally/drunk/for-a-mission marries their teammates on the regular] Minato is happy to be there for his students’ weddings, no matter how strange or inebriated the ceremony, and if they happened to be unattached when they walked into the bar and…

(What’s) Mortal Remains

(What’s) Mortal RemainsRelationship: Orochimaru/Hatake SakumoGenre: Crossover, RomanceLength: 4.8k[Warnings: Crossover with the “World of Lupi” series by Eileen Wilks, a werewolf UF novel. Unfinished, No neat chapter ending] Orochimaru sweeps his hair into a high tail impatiently. He holds his heels in one hand, the hem of his dress in the other, mindful of the scattered glass around his bare feet. “Excuse me, Ma’— Agent,” One of the officers starts hesitantly. He spares them a withering look, curtailing it to a curt eye-cut over his shoulder. “Yes, it is fully necessary; no, I cannot wear the booties; no, I’m not sure…