Evil Author Day

DC Comics

Come for the Show, Stay for the Plot
Relationship: Tim Drake/Jason Todd
Genre: First time, Phone/comm sex, Confessions/Reveals
Length: 7k
Note: Warnings inside, pay attention to them.
Summary: Jason Todd just wants a private moment to jack off in peace, but the motherfucking Boy Wonder is perched outside his balcony, and makes that Jason's problem.
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Harry Potter

Cerise
Relationship: Gen, future Harry/Hermione
Genre: Nobility, Third Year AU, Fix-it
Length: 5k
Note: This fic is in part a love letter to Keira Marcos' political/magical HP worldbuilding, more disclaimer inside.
Summary: When Harry Potter is left at Diagon Alley before third year, he finds out some surprising truths about his place in the world, and makes sweeping plans with new knowledge.
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BNHA

Quirk: Saving Grace
Relationship: Gen
Genre: Midoriya Izuku has a quirk, Immortal Midoriya Izuku, Repeated Time Travel, Death and Respawning
Length: 6k
Note: You MUST read the warnings within on this. Repeated deaths & suicides, immortality.
Summary: The first time Midoriya Izuku dies, he comes back. It starts something of a pattern.
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Avatar: The Last Airbender

Wild Gardens of Fire
Relationship: Sokka/Zuko
Genre: Sex Pollen, First Time, Post-canon
Length: 4.5k
Summary: Zuko trips through a field of pollen and climbs into Sokka's lap. To say he's confused by this would be an understatement.
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Naruto

Thine Own Self Pursue
Relationship: Road to Ninja!Sasuke | "Charasuke"/Uchiha Sasuke
Genre: Crossover, Romance
Length: 6k
Summary:His counterpart laid back carelessly, braced on his elbows.

“So if you’re like this taciturn version of me, who have you dated? Don’t glare at me like that, Sage, you look like you’d get along with violent-ass Hinata.” Mercurial, his complaint shifted to glee. “Wait, did you? Did you date Hinata? She looks like she’d be so mean in bed, but she’d definitely peg so there’s that—”

“Stop talking.” Sasuke’s intellectual curiosity waned as his urge to throttle the other boy became overwhelming.
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(What's) Mortal Remains
Relationship: Orochimaru/Hatake Sakumo
Genre: Crossover, Romance
Length: 4.8k
Summary: Magical Crimes Division FBI Agent, Orochimaru, navigates his new soulbond with Hatake Sakumo-- the prince of a people who walk on two legs as men and run as wolves, with equal ease.
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Pull me down hard (drown me in love)
Relationship: Obito Uchiha/Minato Namikaze, Minato Namikaze/Kushina Uzumaki, various background romances
Genre: Alternate Universe, Romance, PWP
Length: 5.6k
Note: Warnings inside, but everyone is 20+ in this.
Summary: In a Konoha were drunken marriages to your teammates are the norm, shinobi can have as many spouses as they like and rarely bother with annulments. Minato stops Obito from going actually home with Kushina to celebrate his wedding night, and save them all from Mikoto's wraith. He gets a little more than he bargained for, because oh no Obito's hot.
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BNHA

KiriBaku Acernor Special
Relationship: Kirishima Eijirou/Bakugou Katsuki
Genre: Romance, PWP
Length: 5.7k
Notes: Warnings inside, but they're both 18ish in this, in the final year of high school.
Summary: Oh no, I was hit by some un-described quirk, now I need an orgasm. In which Bakugou "Would Rather Saw His Own Arm Off Than Admit Weakness" Katsuki is hit with a quirk that renders his external bits internal until he can get the cure. He turns to Kirishima "Always Eager to Help a Bro Out, No Homo, Wink Wink Nudge Nudge, JK, Unless 👀" Eijirou for help.
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With Flying Colors
Relationship: Gen
Genre: Crossover, Gen
Length: 25,700 words
Note: this is the only "finished" fic on my EAD, it's my rough trade from March of 2022. I haven't edited it and might ultimately change a lot of details/rewrite it, so it constitutes a lovely EAD piece.
Summary: Long ago the world was magical. Ages passed and the magic faded, returned and faded again, following the cycle of the stars. At the dawn of a new age of magic, Midoriya Izuku is born with a golden key in his hand and the power of a Celestial Spirit Wizard. He sets out to pass each test life throws at him, with old friends at his back and new ones on the horizon.
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Harry Potter

To Every Length
Genre: AU, Gen, Adoption
Notes: Canon AU set in the ‘marauder’ era, This is a spitefic about Minerva McGonnagal letting Dumbledore tell her what orphaned boys she can and cannot adopt in canon, which I think is just horseshit. The magical worldbuilding, rituals, and Zirnatra the god of sorcery are all from Keira Marcos, who I think handled every bit of that better than JKR. This is fanfic of both. TLDR; McGonnagal adopts Snape after his mother dies.
Warnings: I’ve invented some horrific history for the Snape family, mentions of off-screen mind-control, rape, and incest that happened decades in the past. None of the above actively happens to any character in the fic.
Words: 6,700ish
Summary: On the worst day of his life, Severus Snape has someone in his corner.

Solanum
Genre: Crossover, Romance (slow burn), OC, First person POV
Notes: This was one of my ‘failed’ QB attempts. It’s a twilight crossover and in the first person, with a Longbottom OC. OC wakes up in Bella’s body just before Twilight starts. Worldbuilding and noble type stuff, and Hermione Potter, inspired heavily by Keira Marcos’ superb worldbuilding choices.
Words: 14,300ish
Summary: Belladonna Longbottom does not know why or how she’s on another world, wearing another skin, but by god she’s going to get to the bottom of it. Fortunately, paranoia and undectable expansion charms have left her well-equipped for the challenge.

HP/Skyrim Fic- Untitled
Genre: AU, Gen, Adoption
Notes: Canon AU where Harry handles the Chamber very differently. He's furious at everyone for the Hermione thing and realized they had absolutely no rights in Wizarding Britain-- that they were not safe. He grabs Hermione and fucks off to Skyrim about it. As always Keira Marcos has rewritten my brain re: HP worldbuilding and magical systems, so if you see anything familiar it's because I'm pulling from that just as much as canon.
Warnings: Rough draft, so present/past tense issues probably
Words: 7,800
Summary: Instead of killing the diary, Harry makes a deal. Hermione Granger is still petrified and that is intolerable. First year introduced him to the wizarding world, but second year showed him that neither he nor his best friend were safe in Wizarding Britain. So they run.

Naruto

Baby Team Seven Time Travel
Fandom: Naruto
Genre: Time travel, light romhttps://timothywren.com/2024/02/15/baby-team-seven-time-travel/ance
Notes: I was trying to write time travel for the big moxie, but the wordcount fell short! Either way, something got written.
Warnings: Canon-typical violence mentioned
Wordcount: 1976
Summary: In a world where Team Seven never split apart, the three of them have never met a challenge they couldn’t conquer, an obstacle they couldn’t obliterate. So, it probably shouldn’t surprise anyone that they’ve set their sights on the impossible. (Even less surprising: that they actually manage what no one has before.)

Chronicles of Vladimir Tod

Thrall; golden weather; all war and no surrender
Genre: Romance, Smut, Friends to lovers
Fandom: Chronicles of Vladimir Tod
Notes: I shipped these two like burning as a tween, and there’s something incredibly hot about a vassal and his liegelord; or in this case, abusing psychic bonds for sex, star trek style.
Warnings: Cuts off in the middle of the fun, incomplete, teens being teens. They’re 17ish in this? But I’m playing fast and loose with canon.
Words: 3,580
Summary: A dirge can feel what his master wants before he says anything. And even if he says nothing at all.