Tentacle

Is the slime mind-whammying him or does someone holding him down and licking into his mouth activate animalistic Hatake fucking instincts? You decide. – Lightning chirps in his hand, a familiar friend except for how it’s not. For every time it’s saved a comrade, chidori is a cruel comfort. It’s stress and sweaty panic, urgency in a cupped palm, it’s too-late and any pride he’d felt in its creation had faded with the light in Rin’s eyes, reflecting blue-white sparks. (And nevermind that he’d been so horrifically relieved to have it, then, the perfect assassination tool, sick and relieved, horrified…

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Pull me down hard (drown me in love)

Pull me down hard (drown me in love)Relationship: Obito Uchiha/Minato Namikaze, Minato Namikaze/Kushina Uzumaki, various background romancesGenre: Alternate Universe, Romance, PWPLength: 5.6k[Warnings: Unfinished, no neat chapter ending. Teacher/student relationship, but everyone involved is in their 20s at least. AU where everybody lives/nobody dies. Polyamory as this is set in a “Konoha is the Vegas of the ninja world” AU and everyone accidentally/drunk/for-a-mission marries their teammates on the regular] Minato is happy to be there for his students’ weddings, no matter how strange or inebriated the ceremony, and if they happened to be unattached when they walked into the bar and…

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(What’s) Mortal Remains

(What’s) Mortal RemainsRelationship: Orochimaru/Hatake SakumoGenre: Crossover, RomanceLength: 4.8k[Warnings: Crossover with the “World of Lupi” series by Eileen Wilks, a werewolf UF novel. Unfinished, No neat chapter ending] Orochimaru sweeps his hair into a high tail impatiently. He holds his heels in one hand, the hem of his dress in the other, mindful of the scattered glass around his bare feet. “Excuse me, Ma’— Agent,” One of the officers starts hesitantly. He spares them a withering look, curtailing it to a curt eye-cut over his shoulder. “Yes, it is fully necessary; no, I cannot wear the booties; no, I’m not sure…

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Thine Own Self Pursue

Thine Own Self PursueRelationship: Road to Ninja!Sasuke| “Charasuke”/Uchiha SasukeGenre: Crossover, RomanceLength: 6k[Warnings: unfinished one shot, 6k, doesn’t have a neat chapter end. “Self”cest, or two alternate dimensional counterparts having romantic/sexual relations. Underage, they’re both 16-17 in this. First time (for Sasuke)] Sasuke didn’t know where Naruto was, or if he was cursed with his polar opposite as well, but manifested rage in his direction anyway, certain that this was somehow the blonde’s fault. What was Naruto’s counterpart even like? Pleasant to be around? Intelligent? Quiet, thoughtful, fickle? He imagined Naruto at his angriest, glaring, and fixed it in place. The…

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